CALE: (shows up on set) Hey, I’m the first character here!
AUTHOR: You’re always the first one to arrive, buddy.
C: Wait a minute…
A: (looks nervous) What?
C: I thought it was Tom’s day to shoot. Why am I here?
A: (looks more nervous)
C: Something happened, didn’t it?
A: (looks even more nervous)
C: Tell me.
A: (sighs) Hart of His came out today.
C: (raises brow) Isn’t that a good thing?
A: Yeah…
C: Did nobody preorder it?
A: Actually, we had over 300 preorders…
C: That’s great!
A: No, that’s the problem…
C: (frowns) You f*cked up the file somehow, didn’t you?
A: (sniffles)
C: And now a sh*tload of readers have it on their Kindles.
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