Yesterday, the lovely Jane Jago said:
Annie I got a question. All of a sudden and apropos of nothing I’m getting ads for ‘wet ceramic lube’.
I dunno what the fu** that might even be. Assuming it ain’t a sex aid for androids…
I’m asking you and CB. If you have any ideas.
Or is it maybe a story prompt?”
My best guess? That her assumption was right on the money…
CALE: (shows up on set) Hey, I’m the first character here!
AUTHOR: You’re always the first one to arrive, buddy.
C: Wait a minute…
A: (looks nervous) What?
C: I thought it was Tom’s day to shoot. Why am I here?
A: (looks more nervous)
C: Something happened, didn’t it?
A: (looks even more nervous)
C: Tell me.
A: (sighs) Hart of His came out today.
C: (raises brow) Isn’t that a good thing?
C: Did nobody preorder it?
A: Actually, we had over 300 preorders…
C: That’s great!
A: No, that’s the problem…
C: (frowns) You f*cked up the file somehow, didn’t you?
C: And now a sh*tload of readers have it on their Kindles.
Prompted by: Princess Jane
Prompted by: Matt
This woman is gonna be the death of me.
All I wanted to do was list the damn house. All I wanted to do was get a good offer. All I wanted to do was finalize the divorce. All I wanted to do was move on with my life. And now…
I might be done for.
Because all I want is her.