CALE: (shows up on set) Hey, I’m the first character here!
AUTHOR: You’re always the first one to arrive, buddy.
C: Wait a minute…
A: (looks nervous) What?
C: I thought it was Tom’s day to shoot. Why am I here?
A: (looks more nervous)
C: Something happened, didn’t it?
A: (looks even more nervous)
C: Tell me.
A: (sighs) Hart of His came out today.
C: (raises brow) Isn’t that a good thing?
C: Did nobody preorder it?
A: Actually, we had over 300 preorders…
C: That’s great!
A: No, that’s the problem…
C: (frowns) You f*cked up the file somehow, didn’t you?
C: And now a sh*tload of readers have it on their Kindles.
A: (breaks down into tears)
C: (rolls eyes) Oh, stop being so dramatic.
A: (sobs uncontrollably)
C: Amazon will fix it soon.
A: (ugly cries)
C: (holds out candy dish) Here, have a Skittle.
A: (peers up) Are there red ones?
C: (winks) Of course.
A: (smiles a bit) Thanks.
What’s the prompt for next week, guys?
Make suggestions below. 7 words or less.