Yesterday, the lovely Jane Jago said:
Annie I got a question. All of a sudden and apropos of nothing I’m getting ads for ‘wet ceramic lube’.
I dunno what the fu** that might even be. Assuming it ain’t a sex aid for androids…
I’m asking you and CB. If you have any ideas.
Or is it maybe a story prompt?”
My best guess? That her assumption was right on the money…
Dude 1: Why are you buying that?
Dude 2: She’s starting to chafe again.
D1: (squints at sticker price) D*mn, sh*t’s expensive!
D2: (shrugs) Don’t have much of a choice unless I want my d*ck to fall off.
D1: Yeah, but why don’t you just use regular lube?
D2: (whips out CC and pays) Already tried that, buddy.
D2: (sighs) She called me cheap and removed her own battery pack.
D1: (laughs) I like her spunk.
D2: Me too. Hence the overpriced lube.
D1: Anything for good p*ssy, eh?
D2: (smirks and goes home to Anndroid 2000)